anyway don’t be too mad at me for being conceited everybody (nobody reads this i only follow people who are younger than me somehow)
just remember that it’s currently impossible for me to reciprocate affection haha cool
my fwb and i talk a lot and are there for each other physically and emotionally but i feel nothing romantic and i can be a total bitch just to keep him from getting attached to me because he’s too nice. but at least i’m mega cute!
(of course there are like 8 zillion people who are more attractive than me and that’s cool too i’m just feeling good)
i don’t know how to say this without sounding like a mega c-word (though honestly that ship has probably already sailed) but i realized i am totally prettier than i give myself credit for. especially after trying on dresses and getting a haircut i’m just sort of like…damn…i actually have it going on compared to a lot of people (strangers) i’ve seen recently. i also bought this black dress for interviews that hugs my hourglass figure perfectly and i feel like i can kick all kinds of ass. obvs i have my insecurities but w/e kiss my ass.
something-resembling-gumption said: wtf then why do they bother? it’s almost like it’s saying “we’re going to steal you’re idea if you submit it and you can’t do boo about it” but UGH THAT IS ALSO PERFECT FOR YOU kajsdaskjdalskdj
i mean, i didn’t mention it but basically you create a pitch and send your resume and that’s your submission. it gets reviewed by people and perhaps passed ahead to some big name comedy stars who pick the winners. and then the tv show actually gets made, and you’re a producer on it. BUT it is basically saying “yeah well if we don’t choose you we kinda reserve the right to go back into these ideas one day and use them without your consent or name”
but the idea i have is just one idea and i can always think of others…so maybe it’s worth a shot???
RIP to the brave Stop and Shop employees who gave their lives for the #redsox
so is that jigsaw puzzle release from today sold out now or…
'cause i want one………….
and i went to two record stores and they didn’t have it anymore somehow who are these people buying my stuff?